Heed! Pants! Now! - Women's T-Shirt butler Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text reads "I FOUND THIS HUMERUS

" "PATERSON

and smiling is basically a degree in delusion

Large white decorative open quotation marks sit above bold white serif text reading "NO WAY" with a closing quotation mark

Inspired by Wayne's World 2

Heed! Pants! Now! - Women's T-Shirt butler Bold white uppercase sans-serif textStuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Posterized portraits depict Heed in the foreground with an oversized head, curly orange red hair, and a somber expression, while Stuart Mackenzie appears smaller behind him with gray hair, glasses, and an open mouth.